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No-Stone Left Unturned


Cafe Atlantis

Posted on March 5, 2013

Hello Sinners,

Another weekend, another strip club. This time, however, I managed to get out of the city, as my buddy had a car. We hit this “new” club called Cafe Atlantis, deep in the burbs of Mississauga. Apparently, it used to be called Treasures, and was quite popular. Well, in we went, and boy, were we glad we made the trip!

The girls were absolutely stunning. Straight up they were all model quality and friendly enough. We sat down and ordered our first round, and before the drinks even arrived, we got some seductive stares. Like a cheetah was staring down its prey. Soon enough the ladies started approaching us one by one. I would have gone for a private with any one of them, but the problem was that there was always a gorgeous girl on stage. The stage was big, with 2 poles, and the girls certainly knew what they were doing. Shit, I couldn’t even begin to comprehend. There was one girl who held herself 10 feet high on the pole with her legs, and then dropped and caught herself a foot off the ground. Got my heart racing, I must say. Obviously she was the one I wanted a private with, and after about 10 minutes she took me to her lair. I only stayed for 3 songs but it was enough for me for the time being. There were just too many beautiful girls to stay with one for too long.

I did notice, however, that the girls were playing a numbers game. Kind of like how guys do at the bar. The more girls you approach, the higher your chances for numbers, or whatever else you go for. It was annoying, but they work hard, and I would be the last to complain. I was approached by at least 13 girls that night, and apart from the 2 darlings I took privately, all moved on after a minute or so.

They also have some big screens, and show sports events, on occasion. There weren’t any games on, but I did catch some porn :p  I guess it’s a marketing gimick to get the guys horny and spend more money. Good tactic, I enjoyed it.

One thing I did not really like, however, was that it seemed they were all white. No black girls, and one asian. I guess they knew what they were doing. That being said, I sometimes get yellow fever and enjoy the orientals.

All in all, definitely worth it if you are down to splash some cash. It’s impossible not to go private here; it’s just too damn tempting. My advice, take the cash you are willing to spend, and no plastic. Chances are if you find your lovely lady, and you probably will, she will milk you dry without even trying.

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Cafe Atlantis

5745 Atlantic Dr, Mississauga, Ontario   L4W4L4

905.670.6600      Map to Club



  118 reviews | Write a Review


Club Type: Topless

Dancer Ethnicity: Mixed

Hours: Mon-Sat 11.30 AM-2.00 A.M.

Sunday 3.30 P.M-2.00 A.M.


Daytime Cover: 0

Nighttime Cover: 0

Dance Prices: ??

Drink Prices: ??


Features: Full Bar, Couple Friendly, Lunch / Sandwiches, Dinner / Full Menu, Snacks / Buffet, Non-Smoking, Pool Tables, DJ, Topless Dancers, Nude Dancers, Topless Lap Dances, Nude Lap Dances, Private Lap Dance Rooms, VIP Room, Feature Dancers


Recommendation Summary


 

Excellent (12) - 10.2%

 

Very Good (85) - 72.0%

 

Average (21) - 17.8%


Poor (0) - 0.0%


Terrible (0) - 0.0%

 

Ratings Summary


 

Atmosphere - 79.1%

 

Value - 69.2%

 

Dancers - 77.5%

 

Overall - 75.3%



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118 Reviews of Cafe Atlantis


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"I dropped by on a Thursday evening, just after 5 or so. Lots of parking available. I didn't have to..." •pervrowonly (April 7, 2013)


"Arrived at about 9:30. First time visit and had some difficulty locating as you need to drive around and..." • Aurum (April 7, 2013)


"Review from a couple of visits to the "new" Café Atlantis, mostly weeknights after sports events in Toronto (Leafs &..." • skywatch99 (April 6, 2013)


"I love this club!! Lots of beautiful dancers with great bodies. Whether you like boobs or bums, there's..." •king_68 (April 1, 2013)


"Coming to the GTA for work, I was trying to figure out to go to Brass Rail (my normal spot..." • zajemian(March 26, 2013)


"This place is the number 1 spot in the GTA. Lots of hot women and lots of action. I have..." • Bassmaster(March 23, 2013)


"Was here again on a Sunday evening. I like this place. Most of the girls look great, but..." • Crazydave(March 11, 2013)


"I go to this club mostly because of two girls. The one I saw tonight was Tianna...a beautiful Greek..." •splooge (March 8, 2013)


"Well I wandered into this club and it was very dark so after a few min I was able to..." • captin (February 25, 2013)


"stop in this place to check out the live stock.....its was full of great eye candy......i am a regular there..." •bdirect (February 10, 2013)